i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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