gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Did I show you my penis last night?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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