hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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