it's not cheating when I paid for it
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i think im in europe. pls send help
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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