David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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