he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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