were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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