fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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