i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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