"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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