How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Green mimosas i think yes
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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