at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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