And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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