He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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