your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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