her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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