ugly people sure do ruin things
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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