I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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