but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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