so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
