is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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