There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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