its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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