are you so shy because you have an std?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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