I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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