whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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