So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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