If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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