It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
