I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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