Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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