Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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