did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
