after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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