I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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