that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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