In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Randomize
