Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
