.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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