No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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