so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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