if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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