Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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