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(815): View more from Illinois

it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.

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Colt 45 out of anything is classy.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them

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(225): View more from Louisiana

She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent

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(616): View more from Michigan

Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight

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(360): View more from Washington

I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.

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(951): View more from California

he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess

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