This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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