I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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