problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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