but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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