If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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