My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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