are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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