why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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