I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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